Time change
Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Chattanooga?
A: An extra hour of rain.
From “Late Night With Seth Meyers,” week of Feb. 25:
› Rami Malek took home the Oscar for Best Actor last night for his portrayal of Freddie Mercury in “Bohemian Rhapsody.” While I’m pretty sure Lady Gaga took home Bradley Cooper.› President Trump arrived in Vietnam today ahead of his second summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un. “It’s good to see you again, Kim,” said Trump to the first 30 people he saw.› The first Mardi Gras celebration was held in New Orleans 192 years ago today, and the streets were full of drunk men yelling, “Show us your ankles.” (photo of women in Victorian dresses)› President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un began their summit in Vietnam today, where Trump referred to Kim as his friend. And Kim said to Trump, “Quiet. I’m watching the Michael Cohen testimony.”› A new report has placed the U.S. as the 35th healthiest country in the world. Americans celebrated by ordering a No. 3 and a No. 5.Source: YouTube.com
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