Mute wife
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife. She ain’t spoke to me in over two months.”
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over … women like that are hard to find.”
Simple facts
On brightside.me, an Irish father reports that he was driving out of the city when his 6-year-old son suddenly asked, “Is this the road to Tralee?”