With all the news swirling lately, here’s a quick roundup of what you might have missed:
The Alabama Supreme Court, which looks like a Baptist preacher convention subcommittee appointed to police dirty dancing betwixt the young ‘uns, voted that unused in-vitro fertilized eggs were to be treated as human. Things have changed in ‘Bama. Once there was the KKK, a group of guys in white robes who scared the hell out of Blacks. Now the state’s Supreme Court is a bunch of white guys in black robes who scare the hell out of white people.
On the bright side, frustrated want-to-be mothers in Alabama can look forward to next year’s Bring Your Embryo to Work Day.
The University of Texas took down four Confederate statues. What makes it worse is that all four entered the portal to play for Ole Miss.
Biden visited a cemetery in Delaware and opened his campaign headquarters there. It was a great PR stunt until the graveyard checked his vital signs and made him show an ID before he was allowed to leave.