OK, people, it’s election time. Let’s see if you’ve been keeping up. Starting with you-know-who and you-know-who-else.
1. One of the traditional cap-offs to a presidential election year comes at the Al Smith dinner in New York, which Donald Trump attended. He noted that tradition called for candidates to make a few self-deprecating jokes, and added …
A. “Let me tell you about that Trump Tower we were never able to build in Moscow.”
B. “Which would you rather hear first — the one about my hair or the one about my golf game?”