Buckle up. Lots to cover.
P.S. Happy Easter.
Side question: Can you have a P.S. on line two of a massive missive like this. (Sorry, Clint.)
How about these headlines, friends?
> Kirk Cousins is headed to Vegas, and gang, is there anyone who has made more out of free agency and out of above average talent ever — in any field — than Cousins, who now has now made more than $340 million in NFL salary in his career. OMG. Happy Tax Day in two weeks, Kirk.