Which of the four faces would you erase from Mount Rushmore?
Is George Washington still worthy? Do we still like Lincoln enough? Would we take down Thomas Jefferson, or would we remove Teddy Roosevelt?
Because it’s only a matter of time before our egomaniac president sends federal workers to South Dakota to sandblast the national monument to make room for his carved portrait.
In the meantime, President Donald Trump will settle for having his signature on every piece of cash you can fold.
As if hijacking the iconic Kennedy Center wasn’t enough, the commandeerer-in-chief wants to put his name on the U.S. dollar.