This story is free to read. LaughLines 0 Comments By Lisa Denton March 19, 2010 3 min read Don’t be chicken Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? A: She wanted to lay it on the line. Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: She heard the referee calling fowls. Already have an account? Sign in Continue reading Subscribe Need help? Contact us OUT OF FREE ARTICLES You've used your free articles You've read all of your free articles for now. Subscribe for unlimited access to every story. Subscribe Sign in
