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What Stephen Colbert says about Trump as opening night nears

Stephen Colbert participates in "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" segment of the CBS Summer TCA Tour at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Monday, Aug. 10, 2015, in Beverly Hills, Calif.
Stephen Colbert participates in "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" segment of the CBS Summer TCA Tour at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Monday, Aug. 10, 2015, in Beverly Hills, Calif. Stephen Colbert participates in "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" segment of the CBS Summer TCA Tour at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Monday, Aug. 10, 2015, in Beverly Hills, Calif.

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — With Donald Trump’s presidential bid generating news as well as comedy gold, Stephen Colbert is itching to get his share of the laughs once he returns to the air Sept. 8 as host of CBS’ “The Late Show.”

“Every night I light a candle that he stays in the race until Sept. 8,” Colbert says. “But I also hope that nobody gets that candle too close to his hair.”

In the meantime, off the air and with no venue, “I’m just dry-Trumping,” Colbert added, then, impressed with his pun, stopped to tweet it from the stage as he met with TV critics on Monday.

Other things he said during this session: George Clooney will guest on opening night, with Kendrick Lamar (who performed on the final “Colbert Report” last fall) his first musical guest.

* Like Stephen Colbert, the right-wing blowhard he played for 11 years on “The Colbert Report,” the real-life Stephen Colbert is honestly afraid of bears: “If something’s gone bad in my life, I dream about bears.”