Cook: Sofa king bad

David Cook

Thanks a lot, burger guys.

My two little kids are learning how to read. They’re kinda good at it. Berenstain Bears. Curious George. Some wimpy kid’s diary.

And billboards. Signs. Whenever we’re riding in the car, they’re reading. Walmart. Taco Bell. Stop. Yield. 24-hour bookstore.

So what am I supposed to do when we drive by the Dayton Boulevard intersection — right by the Waffle House, near the red light cameras — and my two little readers look up at the sign atop the new burger joint?

Sofa King Juicy Burgers.