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Punchlines

photo Lisa Denton

String theory

A string walks into a pub and sits at the bar. The bartender takes one look and says, “We don’t serve your kind here.”

Naturally, this upsets the string. He slams his hand on the bar and yells, “Gimme a Beer!”

The bartender won’t budge. He says again, “We don’t serve your kind here.”

The string, really upset, slams his hand down so hard that it spills all the beers on the bar. He yells at the top of his lungs, “I SAID GIMME A BEER.”