How the heck do I wrap this?Martha Stewart, the grand exalted queen of all things household, and several other experts offer gift-wrapping tips.• If you’ve got an awkwardly shaped present that’s not too huge — hammer, hatchet, a piece of sculpture, bunch of bananas — find a box to put it inside, then wrap it.• If the gift is long and narrow — golf club, baton, umbrella, javelin — use empty paper towel tubes, mailing tubes, even PVC pipe to disguise it.• For round items, add a top and bottom — say foamcore — and wrap poster board around the gift, like a hat box, then tape, glue or staple it together.• If the gift is too big and bulky — bicycle, surfboard, kayak, 72-inch flatscreen TV — then don’t wrap it. Keep it hidden until Christmas morning, then stick a big bow on it and roll, carry or drag it into the room so you can see the expression on the recipient’s face.Sources: marthastewart.com, www.helium.com, www.homelife.comGift-wrapping fund-raiser at Hamilton Place mallChattanooga’s Kids on the Block gift-wrapping stations in Hamilton Place will be open through Christmas Eve until 6 p.m. The upstairs booth is located across from the Tourist Information Center by Sears and the downstairs booth is in front of JC Penney. The organization has provided a holiday gift-wrapping service to Chattanooga shoppers for 29 years.
The golf club just sat there in front of Pat Stewart, taunting her, daring her to figure out a way to disguise it in Christmas wrapping paper so it wouldn’t look just like a golf club.
“First, I taped a sleeve of golf balls to the club so it made it sort of look like a candy cane,” says Stewart, of Chattanooga. “I used newspaper, cardboard and tape around it to try to complete the candy-cane shape. Then I used red and white paper to finish off the look. It was a shameful candy cane but it didn’t look like a golf club either.”
It’s a common challenge around the world come Christmastime — not every gift comes in an easy-to-wrap cardboard box. What do you do with that hammer so it isn’t sitting under the Christmas tree telegraphing “Hey, I’m a nicely wrapped hammer”?
And what if you’re wrapping a gigantic present, say, a motorcycle?