Last week the Democrats got together, patted each other on their backs and took turns telling us how bad Donald Trump is.
This week, many ReTrumplicans will gather in Charlotte, North Carolina, begrudgingly put on masks, tell everyone how great The Donald is and make a couple of sleepy Sleepy Joe Biden zingers.
Want to know what I would like to see?
I would like to see a Trump speech writer – and sweet buckets, since there are six Trumps speaking, writing short sentences for that brood would require more paid positions than minor league baseball these days – be as funny as Chattanooga Free Press contributing columnist Ron Hart.
Speaking of the family reunion at the podium, where are the young fiscal conservative voices from the party? Or, for that matter, where are the boomer fiscal conservatives in the GOP? Where are Mike Gallagher or James Lankford?