Dave Letterman’s Top 10
Top 10 things said by a crazy customer service representative10 “How’d you get this number?!”9 “For each question you ask, I’ll remove an article of clothing.”8 “Are you breaking up with me?!”7 “Hang on – spilled my beer.”6 “Press ‘1’ to speak to my alter-ego, Super Tom!”5 “To continue in Spanish, move to Mexico.”4 “Excuse my whispering, “I mustn’t wake Mother.”3 “Let’s talk about MY problems.”2 “To access your account, I’ll need your name, phone number and inseam.”1 “What’s your address? I’m coming over.”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
Extended stay
A Bible group study leader says to his group, “What would you do if you knew you only had four weeks left before the great Judgment Day?”
A gentleman says, “I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those who have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives.”
“Very good!” says the group leader.