New Year’s wish
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
Lecture tour
On New Year’s Eve, Roger was in no shape to drive, so he left his van in the parking lot and walked home. As he wobbled along, he was stopped by the police.