Really, really bad day
This is said to be a true story, as reported in a Florida newspaper.
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio. His wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine, and somehow the motorcycle slipped into gear. Still holding the handlebars, the man was dragged through a glass patio door and, along with the motorcycle, dumped onto the floor.
Lisa DentonThe wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the patio door shattered.
The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.