Believed, deceived
* “I don’t know what Harold Camping had in mind when he predicted the end of the world, but atheists are making up Christian jokes like there’s no tomorrow.” – Marc Perkel, Gilroy, Calif., founder of the Church of Reality
* “I guess on Sunday when the Rapture people feel really upset, we can’t console them by saying, ‘Cheer up, it’s not the end of the world.’ ” – www.theologyonline.com/forums
* “Forgot to carry the 1.” – No. 9 on David Letterman’s Top 10 list of Harold Camping excuses
* “Hold on, God’s texting me … Yeah, it’s been postponed.” – No. 6 on Letterman’s list