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Cook: Revenge, where is thy sting?

photo Columnist David Cook recreates the scene of the crime. Contributed photo by Mabry Cook

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Last week I was walking through the backyard, looked up and noticed a stream of bees entering and exiting near the roofline of our log cabin, about 15 feet in the air. We’d had carpenter bees before, around the same spot, and I figured they’d returned.

And I knew we’d have to get rid of them.

“Around $260,” the pest control man estimated.

To save money, I decided on a little do-it-yourself bee removal. One Google search later, and I’d found a rather beguiling idea.

“Vacuum up the bees,” suggested HomeRemedyHacks.com.