Top 10 questions to ask yourself before waiting in line for the iPad
10. What the heck is it?
9. Will this make Steve Jobs notice me?
8. No, really, what the heck is it?
7. Is it kosher for Passover?
6. Should I wear my Spock ears?
5. Wasn’t I saving this money for a hot-tub time machine?
4. What? Ricky Martin’s gay?
3. Is it a bad sign no one can explain what the heck it is?
2. Will there be hot tattooed women in the line? (Jesse James only.)
1. Can’t Apple invent something that will wait in line for me?
Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”