McFREAKOUT
Last month, Kansas City police released a video of a woman throwing a supersized hissy fit over a hamburger at a McDonald’s. In the surveillance footage, the disgruntled customer hurls a bucket of water and a wet-floor sign at employees before shoving three registers off the counter, causing thousands of dollars in damages. According to police, she had asked for a refund. When her request was denied, the Mac attack ensued. The joke writes itself. Choose your own punchline:
* Sounds like someone’s been hitting the special sauce a little hard.
* Should have ordered a Happy Meal.
* She misinterpreted the slogan, “You deserve a break today.”