This story is free to read. Laugh Lines 0 Comments By Times Free Press Staff August 12, 2011 5 min read Simple chemistry Two from the periodic table: Want to hear a joke about potassium? K. Want to hear a joke about sodium? Already have an account? Sign in Continue reading Subscribe Need help? Contact us OUT OF FREE ARTICLES You've used your free articles You've read all of your free articles for now. Subscribe for unlimited access to every story. Subscribe Sign in