Uh-ohs
The online contest entries for “Late Show With David Letterman’s” 2010 Top 10 list of things you don’t want to hear at your Fourth of July barbecue included these nuggets still applicable today:
* “Are hot dogs supposed to have veins?”
* “I made these fireworks myself.”
* “It will stop making that noise when it’s on the grill.”
* “Would you mind rubbing mustard on my hard-to-reach places?”