Overheard
A Times Free Press newsroom staffer hearing the news of Rep. Anthony Weiner’s resignation: “He’s suffering from electile dysfunction.”
And John W. Coniglio wonders, “Will the departing congressman be debriefed before committee during his exit?”
What’d that sign say?
In an office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a laundry: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.