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Laugh Lines

LIFE LESSONS

Things mothers teach us:

* Anticipation: “Just wait until your father gets home.”

* Meeting a challenge: “Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!”

* Safety: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

* To appreciate a job well done: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”