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Where Is Jesus?

A Sunday school teacher was concerned that his class of preschoolers would think that the story of Jesus’ birth was “just another Christmas story.” To help them understand that the birth was a real event, he asked them one Sunday, “Who knows where Jesus is today?”

Steven raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.”

Mary added, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know, I know! He’s in our bathroom!”