By the slice
Little Johnny and his family lived way out in the country and seldom had guests. So when a couple of relatives arrived for Thanksgiving dinner, Johnny was eager to help.
When the meal was almost over, Little Johnny went to the kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece of pumpkin pie.
He set it down in front of his father, who passed it down the table to one of the guests.
Little Johnny came back with a second piece of pie. He set it down in front of his father, and again his father passed it down the table.