Dave Letterman’s Top 10
Top 10 things overheard in line for the cupcake ATM10. “A cupcake-dispensing machine – take that, China!”9. “Finally – a fast way to get unhealthy food.”8. “Nothing comes out of an ATM that I won’t eat.”7. “My pin number is also my cholesterol level.”6. “Everyone here smells like weed.”5. “I miss talking to a cupcake teller.”4. “(Darn) frosting fees.”3. “Go ahead and eat the receipt!”2. “Quit licking the slot.”1. “Wait your turn, Governor Christie.”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
Topsy-turvy
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head.
The doctor says, “May I help you?”
The duck says, “Yeah, could you get this man off my tail feathers?”