DAVE LETTERMAN’S TOP 10Top 10 summer blockbuster films about presidents(from the 2012 archives)10. “Jurassic Polk”9. “Franklin Delano Robocop”8. “Harding and Kumar Go to White Castle”7. “The Trumanator”6. “Prometheus S. Grant”5. “How Bubba Got His Groove Back”4. “Herbert Hoover: Fully Loaded”3. “Buchanan vs. Predator”2. “James Monroe: Male Gigolo”1. “Dude, Where’s My Birth Certficate?”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
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Doctor: Well, these results look bad.
Patient: How bad are they?
Doctor: It depends. How old are you?
Patient: I’ll be 24 soon.