Top 10 highlights of the Chris Christie press conference
10 Shocking revel-ation of corruption in New Jersey?9 Blamed the whole thing on getting drunk with Dennis Rodman.8 More profanity than “The Wolf of Wall Street.”7 Claimed his heart was broken but acknowledged it might be obesity-related.6 Said he wasn’t a bully, then put Chris Matthews in a headlock.5 Christie’s claim he had no idea a bridge connected New Jersey and New York.4 An appearance by the fake sign-language guy.3 Boldly took responsibility by blaming everyone but himself.2 Announced plans to execute his uncle.1Interrupted press conference to smoke crack.Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
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Bill Larson says:
I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as Luvs, Huggies and Pampers, while undergarments for old people are called Depends.
Well, here is the lowdown on the whole thing.