Frostbite
Dave Letterman’s Top 1
Top 10 new breeds in the Westminster Kennel Club dog show10. Heterosexual Poodle9. Labrador Belieber8. The French Chihuahua; Chi-oui-oui7. August: Osage Collie6. Beagle With Cream Cheese5. North Korean Uncle Mangler4. Stretch Dachshund3. Governor Husky2. Canadian Crackhound1. Shih TstormSource: “Late Show With David Letterman”
How cold is it? It’s so cold …
— Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of their thumbs.
— Roosters are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker.