Dave Letterman’s Top 10
Top 10 things that will get you banned from a zoo10 Groping the anaconda.9 Strangling the gopher.8 Hiding the prairie dog.7 Criticizing owls for not saying “whom.”6 Teaching monkeys to smoke.5 Failing to turn down your radio when you call in. (Sorry, that will get you banned from “A Morning Zoo.”)4 Card counting.3 Coloring in the zebra.2 Hiding weed in a kangaroo.1 Asking bird handlers about peckers.Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
Vocab rehab
Some new definitions to expand your vocabulary.
Arbitraitor: A cook who leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.