Gang, remember the Friday mailbag – we have a spot or three open.
From the “Talks too much” studios, butter up buttercup.
Fresh fish
It’s crab legs right? It’s the chance to laugh at a ‘shellfish act’ or remind folks that this story has legs or even lament Winston as a po’ boy who fought the claw and the claw won.
Yes, that may be the 5-at-10 single-sentence record for puns – and we made at least one crab/crawfish joke in every segment of Wednesday’s Press Row – and that’s not even getting to the question whether the seafood was all it was cracked up to be or what’s Winston’s favorite Christmas song (we chose Frosty the Snow Crab over Santa Claws is coming to town).
But, then there’s this: Didn’t Winston say during his rise that fall on the way to the Heisman and leading the Seminoles to the BCS title, that he did not want to catch Manziel disease?
