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Life lessons from Mom

Mothers teach you …

Logic: “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.”

Medicine: “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”

To think ahead: “If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job!”