DAVE LETTERMAN’S TOP 10Top 10 things to look forward to in the new television season:10. “The Bachelor” proposes to himself.9. “60 Minutes” adds a young, edgy, 75-year-old correspondent.8. “Real Housewives of the Vatican.”7. Special “Grey’s Anatomy” episode, which answers the question, “‘Grey’s Anatomy’ is still on?!?”6. Dramatic death of Tom Selleck’s mustache.5. “America’s Got Talent” runs out of Americans with talent.4. Regis hosts a game show under the dome.3. First Tuesday of each month, FCC will “look the other way.”2. Donald Sterling’s new talk show (videotape of Sterling and Paula Deen).1. Kathie Lee and Hoda switch to the hard stuff.Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
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A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy, hotshot lawyer was questioning Clyde.
“Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the …”