Dave Letterman’s Top 10
Top 10 reasons why you’re still single10 – It’s impossible to tell where you end and the couch begins.9 – Few ladies live near your makeshift forest home.8 – Who wants to be “Mrs. DiCaprio” anyway?7 – Too busy writing Top 10 jokes.6 – You buy your clothes at a deli.5 – Mom says no dating until you’re 40.4 – At the barbershop you say “Give me the ‘Ken Burns.'”3 – OkCupid redirects you to NotOkCupid.2 – “Bald with mustache” is a tough look for women to pull off.1 – Too busy running ISIS.Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
iWant1
Ellen DeGeneres’ tweet about the new Apple Watch: “So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.”
Round one
An avid golfer couldn’t help challenging his boastful son to a game of golf. He was in for quite a surprise when, on the first swing, the son got a hole in one.