Cook: How to lose 14,000 times and still win

David Cook

Red Klotz died.

Who’s Red Klotz?

Exactly.

Klotz was the leader of the Washington Generals. Don’t know the Generals? You shouldn’t; after all, they’re hands-down the worst sports team in American history, which makes Klotz one of America’s biggest losers.

Each night, from the West Coast to the East, Klotz and the Generals lost. How could they not?