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Dave Letterman’s Top 10

Top 10 new Easter candies David Letterman Top 10 (from 2015 archives)10. Good & Lenty9. Creamed Candy Corn8. Duracell Chocolate Covered AAA Batteries7. Mike & Ike &Luke & John6. Caramel-Coated Oysters (Oh, sorry, that’s a new oyster candy)5. He Is Risen-ettes4. Whatcha-Messiah3. Necco Communion Wafers2. Vick’s Creme Eggs1. Peep FrancisSource: “Late Show With David Letterman”

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Easter pet

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he bought the baby chick. Do you know why?

The baby chick was a little cheaper.

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