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More gems of wisdom said to have been gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school and college students.

* To prevent milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

* When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

* To remove dust from the eye, pull the eyelid down over the nose.