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Cooper: The Second Civil War

Unlike the American Civil War, reeancted here in the Battle of Tunnel Hill, Twitter followers said the mythical Second Civil War, predicted to start on July 4, would have been fought with "Dukes of Hazzard" reruns, blocking of a porn site and a shortage of sushi.
Unlike the American Civil War, reeancted here in the Battle of Tunnel Hill, Twitter followers said the mythical Second Civil War, predicted to start on July 4, would have been fought with "Dukes of Hazzard" reruns, blocking of a porn site and a shortage of sushi. Unlike the American Civil War, reeancted here in the Battle of Tunnel Hill, Twitter followers said the mythical Second Civil War, predicted to start on July 4, would have been fought with "Dukes of Hazzard" reruns, blocking of a porn site and a shortage of sushi.

By Clint Cooper 5 min read

Apparently, the Second Civil War did not break out. Unless no one has told us, of course.

Right-wing conspiracist Alex Jones, on his show “Infowars” last weekend, suggested that “Democrats plan to launch civil war on July 4.”

Some would say they launched it when Donald Trump was elected president, while some would say it’s been going on for years.

Jones, apparently, had something organized in mind, with leaders and battles and White House takeovers.

Trump, not missing a beat, invited military families to a picnic at the executive mansion in honor of Independence Day. What a group of folks to have on hand, after all, if Democrats were going start a war. However, we don’t know if the ban on guests having weapons was rescinded for the event. Just in case.