Late Night Laughs: The Mueller report
› Well, it’s official. The Mueller report is out … and so is the printer. — Seth Meyers› They’ve been saying the Muller report was about to come out forever. In fact, true story, when they found those 20,000-year-old cave paintings in France, one of them just said, “Is Mueller wrapping up?” — Seth Meyers› Until this morning, no one knew what was in this thing. Congress hadn’t read it, and evidently Bill Barr hadn’t read it either because there’s some insane [stuff] in here. — Stephen Colbert› Say what you will about this president, he has Americans reading again. — Jimmy KimmelSource: www.msn.com>
Light bulbs, part 2
After seeing last week’s series of light-bulb jokes for various Christian denominations, a couple of readers sent additions.
Richard Zachary was left wondering where the light-bulb jokes for Jews were. He offered a “sorta related” one:
* How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s OK, son. I’ll just sit here in the dark.