Late Night Laughs: From the Letterman vault
David Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons Why You’re Still Single” (from Sept. 10, 2014):10. It is impossible to tell where you end and the couch begins.9. Few ladies live near your makeshift forest home.8. Who wants to be “Mrs. DiCaprio” anyway?7. Too busy writing Top 10 jokes.6. You buy your clothes at a deli.5. Mom says no dating until you’re 40.4. At the barbershop, you say, “Give me the ‘Ken Burns.’”3. OkCupid redirects you to NotOkCupid.2. “Bald with moustache” is a tough look for women to pull off.1. Too busy running ISIS.
Who’s at the door?
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Atlas.