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Cooper’s Eye On The Left: Your tax dollars paid for treadmill-walking lizards and truant Filipino youth, among other things

Associated Press File Photo / Sen. Rand Paul, R-Kentucky, recently released his annual Festivus list of wasteful government spending, including research on whether we'd be willing to eat ground-up bugs.
Associated Press File Photo / Sen. Rand Paul, R-Kentucky, recently released his annual Festivus list of wasteful government spending, including research on whether we'd be willing to eat ground-up bugs. Associated Press File Photo / Sen. Rand Paul, R-Kentucky, recently released his annual Festivus list of wasteful government spending, including research on whether we'd be willing to eat ground-up bugs.

Paul’s Festivus list released

If you knew your taxpayer money was going to support a research program that involves lizards walking on treadmills, what would you think?

Well, start thinking, because the federal government has spent part of your hard-earned money doing just that, according to the annual Festivus list compiled and published last week by U.S. Sen. Rand Paul, R-Kentucky.

His annual list of wasteful government expenses, named after a suggested holiday on the former “Seinfeld” TV show, totals $54 million.

We’ll admit there may be some overweight lizards out there, but we’re not sure how many can afford gym memberships.