Hipsterectomy — The action taken by first responders and other responsible adults to rescue outdoor music festival hipsters from severe weather and dangerous flooding.
To all the health-conscious folks out there who are leaving their used gloves in shopping carts and parking lots: Stop it!
Imagine life without political parties. The relationships, money, time and humanity we could save. Think about it.
TFP, add other religious commentators beside conservative evangelicals. As a practicing Christian, they are wearing me out; I disagree with every assertion they make.
Guns don’t kill people, people with guns kill people. And people with assault weapons kill the most people. Just sayin’.