Let’s handle our business.
Rushmore of “mas” — Christmas, the classic, “No mas” fight back in the day, “Famous mas” — the tag for the most notable of the Freemasons back in the day, which included some dudes like Washington, Franklin and Twain, and every time we went to Mexico Lindo (the Mexican food joint everyone had in their hometown, and combined those place have checked exactly one ID ever) someone always offered “uno mas por favor.” More times than not, that uno became more like ocho.
Go and remember the mailbag.
Rushmore of Eve — Christmas Eve, New Year’s Eve, Adam’s squeeze and “All About Eve,” with all apologies to Eve Plumb, who played Jan in “The Brady Bunch.”