It was a big week for America as we flexed our technological prowess in war and in space. With the help of Elon Musk, we sent our Artemis II spaceship to the dark side of the moon in an early step toward humans surviving on Mars. In college I thought I could survive on Mars but nearly ended up with Type 2 diabetes.
The controversial Kristi Noem was replaced at DHS. Afterwards — and curiously — pictures surfaced of Noem’s husband showing he had some fetish with wearing big women’s breasts. Being a conservative Christian, Kristi said she is staying married. Maybe they can combine the Iran war and her predicament into a two-for-one conversion therapy class, turning both him and Hormuz Strait.
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Kristi Noem said she was shocked to find out about this proclivity of her husband. But to be fair, the signs were there. He visited Dollywood alone twice a year.
On Trump’s “excursion” into Iran, he is playing his cards as close to the vest as Iranians play theirs close to their suicide vests. Iran has agreed to a two-week Arab Spring Break. But how will it end?