The most fun story about smart-aleck Ted Turner goes like this:
McCallie School was military in the 1950s and cadets’ name tags on their uniforms had last names spelled out, followed by only the first letter of the first name.
One night, teacher “Yo” Strang was walking the dorm halls after lights-out time for boarders. He came to a room where light was coming out from under the door. He hollered, “Who’s responsible for that light?” The response from the other side of the door was, “Edison, T.”
David Cooper

