NASHVILLE — Tennessee Titans wide receiver Kenny Britt has apparently found a new workout routine to reach the Hall of Fame.
First, you get yourself into an altercation at the Karma Lounge in the wee, small hours of Friday morning, approximately 58 hours before your team is to kick it off against Philadelphia inside LP Field.
This activity — apparently still under investigation by both the Nashville police and the Titans — causes you to miss Friday’s practice, which forces Titans coach Jeff Fisher to bench you for Sunday’s entire first quarter against the Eagles, who soar to a 7-0 lead in your absence.
But then Fisher decides that there’s no way to win this game without putting the ball in the air, so with 6:35 left in the second period, reserve quarterback Kerry Collins finally calls your number.
Naturally, your first catch is a touchdown from 26 yards out.