Reporters compared Monday night’s Iowa caucus debacle to a goat rodeo. I’ve never been to a goat rodeo, but I have been to a sheep rodeo, and I can tell you the sheep were a lot more organized. Those little guys probably could have counted votes too. It’s not really that hard.
Congressional Democrats also apparently can’t count votes either. Or at least they hadn’t counted the votes they needed before pushing Speaker Nancy Pelosi to begin impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump.
And so the process ended, with Democrats in disarray in the presidential campaign and Trump, the man they’re trying to replace, delivering his State of the Union address sitting atop the highest personal approval poll numbers he’s ever gotten from Gallup.
OK, Bloomberg.
The real winner last week is former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who has been lying in the tall grass of the later states, seeding each with money, TV and staff, waiting for the day Democrats take a look at their options and say, “Is this the best we can do?” That day seems to be coming faster than anyone anticipated.