Cigarette smokers can save lots of money. Just go outside and inhale.
I would like to live in America. I just don’t know where that is right now.
Message: America to Washington – “Tear down this beltway!”
Congratulations, America! We have just elected the most unqualified, amoral, opaque president in our nation’s history.
Only in America can the candidate who gets the most votes be declared the loser while the winner brags that “the people have spoken.”