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Kennedy: If Trump were a car, what kind of car would he be?

President Donald Trump speaks in an address to the nation from the Oval Office at the White House about the coronavirus Wednesday, March, 11, 2020, in Washington. (Doug Mills/The New York Times via AP, Pool)
President Donald Trump speaks in an address to the nation from the Oval Office at the White House about the coronavirus Wednesday, March, 11, 2020, in Washington. (Doug Mills/The New York Times via AP, Pool) President Donald Trump speaks in an address to the nation from the Oval Office at the White House about the coronavirus Wednesday, March, 11, 2020, in Washington. (Doug Mills/The New York Times via AP, Pool)

Barbara Walters once famously asked Katharine Hepburn if she were a tree, what kind of tree she would be.

The question, we know now, was more memorable than the answer. (For the record, Hepburn said, “Oak.”)

In case you are wondering, I’d be a Japanese maple: florid in the summer, sapped in the winter.

But nobody asked, me, right?

In years of interviewing, I’ve actually never popped the tree question. But that’s not to say that personification doesn’t have a place in journalism.