Women ought to write articles on men’s soccer and rant about the beautiful soccer buttocks of the players. Makes them play better, you know.
Be a parent, put down the fork and take your crying babies out of the restaurant. And theaters and churches, too.
To the person who identifies with rutabagas: I know why you chose that veggie. You just want to be left alone!
Bad drivers think they can parallel park in the small space between me and the car in front of me – at 70 mph.
No Confederate flags. No pirate flags. No French flags. No ISIS flags. Let’s make it a constitutional amendment.